The Amazing Crowd Guru

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The Amazing Crowd Guru is here to answer all your questions. Add crowdguru@appspot.com to your Google Talk or Jabber friend list, and ask him a question by sending /tellme <question>. In return, he might ask a small favor...

Available commands:

/tellme <question>Ask the Amazing Crowd Guru a question. If he asks you one back, respond by replying with your answer. If you can't answer, don't - or send /askme for another question to answer.
/askmeHave the Amazing Crowd Guru ask you a question. Answer by replying to him.
/helpDisplay a quick rundown of available commands.

Latest questions answered by the Amazing Crowd Guru

what
a
who r u
gerald
Why do people think jesus was a real person, when we have no actual history of his existence?
Because people are stupid and they want to abdicate responsibility for their actions.
biergarten or cocktails?
cocktails
are you the one?
Yes.
the meaning of like
no
How much wood would a woodchucker chuck if a woodchucker would chuck wood?
many
rphmpfe
Sorry?
why you are so bitchy
I like mistery
How much wood would a woodchucker chuck if a woodchucker would chuck wood?
many
good
yes
is xmpp sexy?
sure thing
everything
that's too much to tell in one message!
when i will met girl?
tomorrow
geek o nerd
nerd
what my name is
joe
what are u doing?
Praying
everything
everything is stupid
best approach for crosplatform mobile development?
answer, don't - or send /askme for another question to answer. /askme everything
everything
Everything is nothing